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I rarely abbreviate my text messages.

I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS. Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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CHELSEA YOUNG AND WENDY SY!! I MISS YOU

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When people say "Tell me about yourself." →

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Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Advantages of being Single;

Can sleep well. Can save Time and money. No worries about how you look. No missed calls at midnight. Focus on your career and family more. No need to recharge your phone twice a day Can talk to all Boys and Girls. Take your own decisions by yourself Can study abroad and not worry about what you are leaving behind. No worries about if there is a future or not. Can flirt with whoever you...

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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DON'T ever yell at a girl.

It will either make her cry or slap you across the face. We don’t react well to volume, if you want us to listen, then just calmly talk to us. There are better ways you can get your point across. but DON’T yell at us because then we’ll just focus on yelling back.

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...

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Dec 18th

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Dec 10th

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When I play Minesweeper I..

( ) Use the math and always win (X) Press any button and never win (XXXX) You have to use math in Minesweeper? http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

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Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..

epic-humor: dont care dont care whore dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh your single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR ...

Nov 18th

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That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics...

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Nov 18th

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